Black is sophisticated, mysterious and dramatic and this may be how you think of yourself or perhaps how you want the world to perceive you. It is rarely named as a favorite color and if it is your favorite color then you may probably have conflicting attitudes. You may be unhappy with how things are, but aren't quite certain how you can change existing circumstances. You may be attracted to black because it is both powerful and empowering color and can be a confidence booster. You have a desire on some levels to "fit in" and black is the protective cover that can allow you to do that without drawing too much attention to yourself.

Our Observations: Black represents death and vampires. You hate visitors and they surely hate you. Don't worry, when the word gets out, no one will come knocking at your door anyway. You particularly like limos and vehicles at the funeral homes. Wearing black intimidates many people at places like the supermarket... You can cut in line because, there is no line. Its not a pleasant color, but then again, it is right up your alley!

Blue personalities are creative and the most artistic of all the colors. Imagination is your middle name. You love your mind and strive to express it freely. When motivated to solve a problem, you have a strong creative sense of insight, as well as practicality.

Blue people tend to be trustworthy, reliable and honest. You could be a singer, orator, counselor, artist, diplomat, nurse or doctor.

Our Observations: Picking Blue indicates a strong fondness towards drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope - put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People choosing blue grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers... All too true!

Brown personalities are honest, down-to-earth and wholesome, salt of the earth people with both feet planted firmly on the ground. You are steady and reliable and quietly confident. You are friendly and approachable, genuine and sincere. You have a keen sense of duty and responsibility - you take your obligations very seriously. You are a home body - family and family life is extremely important to you. You are a loyal and trustworthy friend. You are sensitive to the needs of others and sensitive to criticism by others.

Our Observations: If you choose a wrong move in life, it gives the impression to others of a lack of humor and sophistication. Stick to the farming in the fields, on your tracker (which you adore), and stay off the highway. At least then you won’t accidentally run over something or someone and pretend it is just added fertilizer. Choosing brown makes the world seem smaller, especially when riding topside in your harvester.

People who have gold personalities are known for being very loyal and even more responsible. They are the people who are the most organized. They are often the people who are the head of companies and groups because they can be trusted to do everything they need to do, and to do it well and on time. You are very stable and extremely reliable. You understand when you are not in charge and need to follow the orders of the person who is. Gold personalities are great leaders and they love to be trusted with the position of leader. They do not have any qualities of the procrastinator.

Our Observations: You view therapy with skepticism and base this upon your own failed AA sessions. You think that just talking to strangers promotes skin problems and that the world is flat because you seldom travel farther than the nearest local liquor store. If time was money, we'd all be rich. Not you! You lost your watch and can barely tell what day it is. When calling for assistance, the operator recognizes your voice and hangs up. Your family hates you, so get back to your meetings!

If this is your favorite color, you are neutral about life, often to the point of being indifferent. If you love gray, you are trying to protect yourself from the chaotic outside world, even to the point of isolating yourself from others. You are practical and calm, do not like to attract attention and are simply seeking a contented life. You are a hard worker who just gets on with the job that has to be done - you tend to be committed and loyal to your work whatever it may be. You often add a splash of color to your grey look, to show that you aren't all that dull. You tend to make fair and balanced judgments, and may be a good critic, because of your emotional detachment.

Our Observations: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. Little do they know that you radiate from radiation. Try staying clear of the dark or people might mistake you for a flashlight.

Green personalities have good perception and awareness about most things, but don't appreciate sudden surprises. You're too stable to have your boat unexpectedly rocked. Your superior mind, enjoys details and balanced ledger sheets. Some call you a healer and some call you a scientist. You could be a great CPA, physician, office manager or anthropologist.

Our Observations: Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Mothership will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad, lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably partner-up with one of them. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and psychiatrists in business. You're afraid of the doorbell, clowns, and laughing dogs... Constructive info is good for the soul!

If you prefer Maroon, it means that you have encountered a lot of harsh experiences in life which has transformed you into a generous, matured and likable person. This color means blockage or stagnation in the flow of energy. In fact, it signifies the need for energy and emotional healing. Dreaming of maroon, an unusual and unconventional color, symbolizes strength, bravery, heroism, inner-strength, and courage. In fact, it could either mean that these qualities are inherent in you or you need to work to develop them.

Our Observations: Some see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. Maybe you trying to meet new people at a fruit stand is something to avoid... it's possible they see you more as a vegetable instead!

Orange personalities reveal high energy and are often restless. Your competence and capabilities to organize are unmatched by any other color. You are a great self starter and motivator. You flow straight as an arrow and give purpose to all that know you. You are very conscious of design, form and structure. No messy office space for you. You'll find your niche as an architect, chef, engineer, designer or marketer.

Our Observations: Deep-seated fantasies about nude paintings and Rototilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool. You're also afraid of cats, hummingbirds, and libraries. I know, it comes as a big shock to hear the truth!

Pink personalities project the fundamental qualities of kindness, gentleness and consideration. You are usually affectionate and warm, showing compassion and love for others. Others find you genuine, cooperative and friendly. You are a leader and are willing to take much of the responsibility. You may aspire in the healing professions or you may find yourself heading or volunteering for agencies that create change. You could be the president of a company or a country or your shortcomings could prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people.

Our Observations: You're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. You're also afraid of salesmen, oyster soup, and gainful employment... Our data is not wrong!

Purple personalities are visionaries and are the most intuitive of all the colors. Your basic essence is one of spiritual consciousness and awareness. You are usually interested in all aspects of the mystical and psychic forces which are beyond the explicable world. You find it natural to express yourself aesthetically and artistically.. Many healers and psychics have purple personalities.

Our Observations: Picking purple indicates you like dogs, which is fine, except that your interest extends to the romantic. Your basic essence is one of spiritual consciousness and awareness. Join a dating service and don't try to work for the ASPCA. Your inferiority complex is not a complex, it's real. You're inferior. Get used to it. People who chose as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example. Thought no one would find out, did you?

Red personalities are dynamic and direct, but also generous. You are strong in character and love to be active and competitive. You are solid in knowing what you want and usually win. You have strength, courage, and conviction of your rights, as well as wanting equal justice for all. Your occupation may be that of a surgeon, emergency medical technician, weight lifter, athlete, chiropractor, or entrepreneur.

Our Observations: Picking Red indicates that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who picked Red have a one in three chance of being a convicted felon. (About 72 times higher than normal.) It could be worst... This could have been a longer list!

With a favorite color silver, you are intuitive and insightful and have a strong connection with a higher spiritual guidance. You tend to be introspective, often preoccupied with your own world. In your search for meaning and fulfillment you sometimes isolate yourself from others as you reflect and ponder on the deeper questions of life. You are open to trying new things and exploring any new opportunities that are presented to you. Change does not frighten you, in fact you welcome it.

Our Observations: If living positively as a personality color silver, your wisdom, self-control and sense of responsibility, will slowly dissolve. However if living negatively you will find it easier to make decisions by sitting on the fence as you waffle between one choice and another. You tend to have an understated lack of sophistication, dignity and classiness about you. You can sometimes become moody as you are affected by the lunar cycle, the ebb and flow of the tides, and bar scene, gossip. You can be conceited and snobbish with a sense of superiority over farm animals.

You focus on the basic things in life, such as simple comforts, friends and family, you’re friendly, welcoming and helpful to others. You tend to prefer the conventional, not looking to stand out, you have a strong desire to be seen as normal, to be part of the majority. You’re not naturally impulsive, but you may have obsessive compulsive tendencies for cleanliness. You tilt towards natural and organic foods, limiting artificial cosmetics and air fresheners.

Our Observations: To wear beige suggests a desire for comfort, neutrality and perhaps spending a little too much time in the bathroom. You are someone who prefers remaining in the background, especially when you are an uninvited guest to a family function. It may suggest that you often try matching your butt's color shade to bicycle seats. Your color coordination shows a strong interest in smelling a variety of trees or skinny dipping in a neighbor's tan matching, swimming pool.

Turquoise people bring sparkling youthfulness, imagination and fresh ideas to most situations. You project a calm and cool exterior and are capable of dealing with demanding events.

Some seek you for enlightenment and others for practical insight. You relate well to the 'idea' world and to anything innovative. You could be an inventor, scientist, quantum physicist, airline pilot or astronomer.

Our Observations: Choosing turquoise indicates you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from fast-food restaurants or libraries; those are the first places they'll look for you. You wear a lot of turquoise clothing because the voices tell you to. People like you are almost always sugar addicts or sleazy cartoon film extras. This information has been doubled checked for accuracy!

White projects purity, cleanliness, and neutrality. Doctors don white coats, brides traditionally wear white gowns, and a white picket fence surrounds a safe and happy home.

It aids for mental clarity. Encourages you to the clear clutter or obstacles. Evokes purification of thoughts or actions. Enables fresh beginnings. White keeps the mind calm and pleasant. You protect yourself with a halo of shiny beams.

Our Observations: You are the type of person who eats insufficient amounts of fruit and vegetables and takes a plastic bag to a desert island. Wearing white to funerals is your cup of tea. After all, you can't understand why everyone seems so gloomy. White colors give a kind of peace and serenity to the mind... That's if your mind isn't already burnt out on drugs and alcohol. You're a great candidate for the nut house.

Yellow is the universal communicator. You are bright and expressive and give warmth too many. Sometimes you talk too much, but the world listens. At times you are happy, at times you are funny. You are the life of the party, the best friend, and the voice of the country. The communication field appeals to you... Writing, speaking, acting, radio, and TV appeals to your shining nature.

Our Observations: Your impairments inhibit personal growth, answering the phone, taking daily showers, traveling long distances, or hugging family members. Frankly, you're ideally suited to become a Night Owl or Astrologer. The inner turmoil means your life is filled with a never ending list of internal things-to-do. You're also afraid of bathtubs, vanilla ice cream, and gainful employment. At last, looking into a mirror and seeing the real you!