"What if I don't like any colors?"
If colors make you uncomfortable, it might be because you’re holding back something they symbolize. Perhaps you’re having trouble expressing yourself or not hearing your own thoughts. To help you overcome this, consider adding some colorful pictures or furniture to your attic space above your parents’ home. Maybe you could even find a job! That way, you’d be spreading joy and a rainbow to everyone else’s day!

"What's the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?"
Think about your dog’s age and multiply it by four. If that number is smaller than your age, maybe it’s time to think about whether you’re ready to talk about sex. If it’s bigger, you might want to consider if your dog is showing you things you shouldn’t be learning.

"How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?"
Alright, here’s how to do it: First, grab a chip and give one side a lick twice, then swallow. Rinse your mouth with water. Next, take the other side and give it a lick twice, then swallow again. Keep going until you’re ready to try something new, like the hot pepper test. When the feeling in your mouth returns, give yourself a good slap and forget about random food testing!

"Is it okay to place my headphones in boiling water?”
Wow, this is one of the silliest questions we’ve ever come across—it’s a 5-3 vote! Of course, it is! Just remember to keep them at arm’s length. And hey, no germs, no noise. Now, go ahead and get a new set, or maybe try lip reading instead.

"It rarely rains in NV. How do plants survive?"
Living in Nevada is truly wonderful! Sometimes, to make our desert area more beautiful, we need to get creative. We bring in all the plants from California, fully grown. Then, we just sit back, enjoy a beer, and watch them wither. It’s a never-ending cycle.

"I had a bad day at work. What do I do?"
Maybe it’s your boss’s fault. Explain to him that you can’t recall any of that stuff. Just sign nothing! Give 911 a call and say you’re not in control of your senses. This should get your boss off your back, as it seems like you had an emotional breakdown. Plus, the best part? You’ll get paid while you go to counseling several times a week.

"If the signal is red for my direction and no one is around, is it safe to proceed?"
I bet you played “red light, green light” when you were little! The other kids probably didn’t take kindly to you lying, so you might get a harsher ticket if you keep bending the rules on the road. Maybe you could use those good old memories to stay safe out there.

"What if I can't finish navigating your site?"
What a candy-ass! Have you always struggled with self-esteem, or did it start when you started teething? The pages seem to zoom by as you near the finish line. Our ‘Give Me A Clue’ stations are here to guide you safely through. But hey, just keep going… Cup Cake!

"How many people are there with my name, Mary?"
Did you know that there are about 4,400,000 people in the U.S. who share the first name Mary? And guess what? About 99.66 percent of them are women. Since 1961, the number of girls named Mary at birth has decreased by 94 percent, reaching 2011. If you manage to live to 100, you might find that other Marys are already gone. Your name will then be quite unique!

"How do I get spaghetti stains out of my underwear?"
Just so you know, there’s a new thing called bleach. Try adding a cup to your bath and see the stains vanish! Just a heads-up, though: your skin might lighten by three shades, so you might want to sunbathe afterward. Or, you could always use a washer.

"How do I turn my computer monitor into a mirror?"
First, unplug your computer from the wall. Then, take a piece of tinfoil and wrap it around a piece of glass that fits snugly. Use some Scotch tape to stick them together. Next, use packaging tape to firmly attach the glass to the front of your monitor. Now, you’re all set! Just make sure to throw away the power cord so you don’t accidentally plug it back in and get electrocuted.

"My is son having sex with a male friend. Is there a way to tell if he is gay?”
That’s quite a challenge! It might be possible to figure out who’s the top dog, but you might need to wait and see if he enjoys a woman’s company in the same way. And don’t worry too much about it, even if it means you don’t get any grandchildren.

"I'm sending strange emails to myself!"
It’s not uncommon at all. We all do it quite often! It’s late, you’ve had a bit too much to drink, and you start hitting the ‘forward’ button on your email. Before you know it, you’re getting all sorts of strange replies. Then your brain gets a bit overwhelmed, and you start drinking again. You stumble to the TV and watch a horror movie. Anyway, enough about us. What was your question?

"Is it fustrating to repie to rude questions?"
It can be a bit frustrating when I have to reply to people who aren’t spell-checking. Rudeness online is like being rude in a classroom—it’s just not nice. So, maybe take a spelling class sometime and learn how to communicate properly. That way, you’ll be able to inpress your femily and fiends.

"My wife said that I'm not a good partner. Help!"
It’s important to tackle her unhappiness head-on and resolve the issue. It seems like a good idea to have a chat with her about sports, the home projects you’ve been meaning to get done, her birthday you forgot, or why you called her the wrong name. This should help create a more open space for a productive conversation!

"What colors would look best on me?"
It seems like you’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this important question with your family, friends, and anyone else who might have an opinion. Since you’ve run out of people to ask, reaching out to us for advice feels like the most logical thing to do. We suggest wearing black and blue. These colors should match the bruises you’ll get from the rest of the people who aren’t interested.

"How do I get into the website business?"
I usually keep my trade secrets close to my chest, but here’s a little nugget: dedicate yourself to studying tirelessly for about a decade, without a job in sight. Remember, hardship can really shape your character. Also, try washing your neighbors’ cars frequently and be kind to animals. Finally, disconnect your phone—nobody wants to hear from someone who thinks they’re the smartest person around.

"How well is your website marked?"
I’m not sure what you’re expecting me to say. It’s not like I’m an expert web surfer, and if you’re having trouble finding our pages, it might be because you didn’t follow the directions or followed someone who you thought knew where they were going. We’re not trying to trick you into getting lost, so try to use your common sense and follow the menu directions.

"What type of shoes should I wear while here?"
Hey, are you on Prozac? I’d suggest sticking to heels or golf spikes for a more polished look. Bowling shoes might not be the best choice either, as they don’t seem to match anything. Since our site isn’t too rocky or hilly, many people wear flats or slippers. But, no matter what you wear, it’s likely to get wet or smelly. It’s a good idea to have a pair of clean shoes on hand.

"How do I bring 'funny' into a relationship?"
It seems that humor can boost a man’s creative performance, but it doesn’t seem to have the same effect on women. When a man and woman are together, the humor might even work against them, canceling each other out. So, it looks like this isn’t something you can rely on. Try to find other ways to help you strengthen a relationship… or becoming a solo clown!

"Should I marry the jerk? My family says yes!"
Try to consider the jerk's point-of-view first. Perhaps there are some good qualities about him you've overlooked. Really think about it - Maybe life with him wouldn't be all that bad... Besides, you are not getting any younger.

"Why did you build such a weird site?"
Several years back, I was quite the social butterfly. I’d hit up the singles bar and strike up some interesting chats. The women would share some insightful thoughts, like, “Maybe you could focus on improving your social skills.” Given all the encouragement, I felt like I was on the right path. After some soul-searching, I started an online community where I could connect with like-minded individuals. I was feeling so good! But then, something had to change… I decided to cut back on the partying.

"Is The World Wide Web Very Big?"
The World Wide Web is filled with millions of sites, each like a tiny info molecule. If you look closely, you’ll spot some helpful sites (like ours) and a lot of less-than-stellar ones. To see every single website ever created, you’d need a telescope as big as a football field! But don’t worry, a clever person invented a tiny telescope called a web browser. Even with this quirky tool, it would still take you 24 hours a day, 364 years to explore everything!