Kindly Regards
We provide an environment of sober and clean living by utilizing the spiritual principles of supervised laughter. Our website strives to help people reach their full potential while fostering respect and resourcefulness.
Be A Watcher!
If you find a bug, please report it immediately to our services team without exploiting the issue or spreading the information to other visitors. The act of intentionally triggering on-site confusion is strictly prohibited.
Whether you are an employee, applicant or visitor, the following rules must be adhered to:
Dress Code - If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be, and therefore, you do not need a raise.
Sick Days - We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days - You will receive 104 days off a year. They are called Saturday's & Sunday's.
Toilet Use - There is a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.
Lunch - Skinny people get a 30 minute break for a big meal so that they can become healthier. Normal sized people get 15 minutes to maintain their average figure. Plump people will get 5 minutes to drink a Slim-Fast.
Privacy - We collect information via cookies, pictures, web beacons, listening devices, selfies, and drones. The data is used for our personal well-being and is not distributed or sold to other parties... except to one or more of me.
Note: All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations and accusations should be addressed through the proper chain of command.
The 8 Management Team
Viewing Qualifications
You must be between the ages of 8 to 150 or older and open-minded and slightly tilted. Spitting out your drink during a laughter attack does qualify.
Warning: Our website uses chocolate chip cookies for collecting better recipes!